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03-20-2011, 06:38 PM
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Member
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Ohio
Posts: 90
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Cow from Kansas
The only cow in a small town in Arkansas stopped giving milk. The
> people did some research and found they could buy a cow in Kansas for
> $200.00.
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> They brought the cow from Kansas and the cow was wonderful. It
> produced lots of milk all of the time, and the people were pleased and
> very happy.
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> They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow and produce more
> cows like it. They would never have to worry about their milk supply
> again.
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> They bought a bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow.
>
> However whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would move
> away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away
> from the bull and he could not succeed in his quest.
>
> The people were very upset and decided to ask the Vet, who was very
> wise, what to do.
> They told the Vet what was happening.
>
> "Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away. If he
> approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches
> her from the front, she backs off. An approach from the side and
> she walks away to the other side."
>
> The Vet thinks about this for a minute and asked, "Did you buy this
> cow in Kansas ?"
>
> The people were dumbfounded, since they had never mentioned where they
> bought the cow.
>
> "You are truly a wise Vet," they said.
> "How did you know we got the cow in Kansas ?
> The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye, "My wife is from
> Kansas "
>
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03-20-2011, 07:06 PM
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Senior Member
Thor Owners Club
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Gastonia NC
Posts: 1,320
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Dickson and Tracy
2016 Thor Windsport 31S
2015 Fusion Titanium Hybrid
Lemon and Tucker the Pups
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03-20-2011, 07:51 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: North America somewhere
Posts: 30,971
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Just had DW read this. I get to eat cereal for breakfast this week.
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2000 Winnebago Ultimate Freedom USQ40JD , ISC 8.3 Cummins 350, Spartan MM Chassis. USA IN 1SG 11B5MX,Infantry retired;Good Sam Life member,FMCA. " My fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country. John F. Kennedy
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04-02-2011, 12:02 PM
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Senior Member
Winnebago Owners Club Workhorse Chassis Owner
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: On the Road
Posts: 346
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That cereal will be good for the heart Ray... let her eat cake !
Humor is only acceptable to DW when it involves those with tires or testicles...
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05 Itasca Suncruiser, Stock w/ScanGuage II,
2017 Honda Accord TOAD,Home Based in Uniontown, Pa. Retired Navy Officer
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04-11-2011, 06:14 PM
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Member
Fleetwood Owners Club
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Kansas
Posts: 31
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Will have to tell the DW that one, don't mind sleeping on the couch anyway hehe
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04-11-2011, 06:21 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Groves,TX
Posts: 546
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Have great friends in Ks. Cant wait to nail him with this one.
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