Depressed

[jwomack]

A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink.

"Is everything okay, pal?" the bartender asks.

"My wife and I got into a fight and she said she isn't talking to me for a month!"

Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says;

"Well, maybe that's a good thing, you know, ..a little peace and quiet ? "

"Yeah. But today is the last day!"

[Doggy Daddy]

Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking for the expiration date.

[R2Home]

I know, I should not laugh, but........

[NITEHAWK]

Wife caught me laughing at this one. Didn't duck quick enough--head still hurts!

[MSHappyCampers]