Distracted Driving Incident

[dennis45]

JUST HAD TO SHARE...MY MORNING CHUCKLE!!

Everyone reading this will enjoy it - no matter which gender you are.........

This morningon the Interstate,

I looked over to my left and there was a

Woman

In a brand new

Cadillac

Doing 65 mph

With her

Face up next to her

Rear view mirror

Putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away

For a couple seconds...

to continue shaving

And when I looked back she was

Halfway over in my lane,

Still working on that makeup.

As a man,

I don't scare easily.

But she scared me so much;

I had to put on my seat belt

and

I dropped

My electric shaver

Which knocked

The donut

Out of my other hand.

In allThe confusion of trying

To straighten out the car

Using my knees against

The steering wheel,

It knocked

My Cell Phone

Away from my ear

Which fell

Into the coffee

Between my legs!

Splashed,

And burned

Big Denny and the Twins,

Ruined the darn phone,

Soaked my trousers,

And disconnected an

Important call.

Darn women drivers

[VSPA]

Your right, good chuckle. In my years as a driver for the Post Office as a package pickup driver, I saw many that came close to that description.

[Wayne M]

They should make those cell phones women err water proof.

[stink]

big denny and the twins??????

[JOMARFL (FMCA 401058)]

Good one!

[Vulture47]

You didn't mention whether or not you were able to finish the sports section and the crossword puzzle.