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Old 06-26-2011, 07:22 AM   #1
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Don't Mess with a Priest

Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new parish.

He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside.

He then noticed there was a donkey lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. Not knowing who else to call, he promptly called the local police station.

The conversation went like this:

''Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?And the best of the day t' yer good self."

This is Father O'Malley at St. Francis Xavier Catholic Church. There's a donkey lying dead right in the middle of me front lawn "

Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, "Well now Father,it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!"

There was a momentary silence on the line and then Father O'Malley replied:

"Ah, to be sure, that is true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin."
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Old 06-26-2011, 05:59 PM   #2
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A good, Clean, Catholic Joke.....

I love it.

And I know a couple of Priests, though not named O'Malley..... I can just see them notifying the next of kin.

Spent the morning at a Catholic church.. Helping set up one of the sound systems, Singing in the chior, (That ran till around 1pm) then enjoyin lunchin, and helping stow stuff after.... I even got to take part of the sound system home with me (you see, I own some of what they were using.. I'd forgotten I'd loaned it to them and the head sound man now has much better gear than mine so he no longer needs mine (Actually, it's not better, it's bigger,, Kind of like mine times 4.5)
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