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Old 01-07-2020, 12:23 PM   #1
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Drinkin' Too Much

Clem was chastised by his church congregation for drinking his liquor. The preacher went on about the dangers of drink and such. He said, "in fact I'll prove my point......if we set a bucket of water, and a bucket of liquor side by side.....and let a mule choose which one to drink, which one do you think he'll drink first!?"
Well, one of the sisters of the congregation piped up and said, "the water preacher!"
The preacher said to Clem, "that's right, and Clem, why do you suppose that is?"
Clem answered, "because he's a jackass."
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W.C. Fields got it right when he said he didn't drink water.
Because fish swim in, have sex in it, and go to the bathroom in it.
I agree!!
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A buddy always said: " Water will swell wood and rust iron, it can't be good for you."
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Originally Posted by NITEHAWK View Post
W.C. Fields got it right when he said he didn't drink water.
Because fish swim in, have sex in it, and go to the bathroom in it.
I agree!!

W.C. Fields also said, ďA man should always carry a flagon of Whisky in case of snake bite. He should also carry a small snake.Ē
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