Edwina and Barbara go for a drive
Two lifelong friends decide to go for a drive in Edwina's long-deceased husband's cherished Cadillac Fleetwood, a veritable living room on four wheels.... the miles float by like clouds in the sky, and eventually they come to a crossing, where Edwina blows right through without heeding the red light. Barbara hesitates to speak up, and goes back to looking at the scenery as they whiz along... Edwina comes to a second stoplight and, again, blows right on through a bright red light. Barbara starts to protest, but thinks again, and goes back to her scenery and enjoying the view. Edwina is fast approaching a third stoplight, and Barbara is becoming a bit apprehensive, then, as Edwina again blows right on through a red light, finally speaks up: "Dearie, you've gone through three red lights; do you want me to drive for a while?" to which Edwina answers, "Oh, MY; I thought YOU were driving!"
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