Two elderly ministers always went fishing on Monday morning. One day one asked the other if he could invite a new minister in town, sure said the other.
Monday morning they all met at a local boat ramp, launched the boat and paddled out to a small inlet and dropped anchor.
One of the two elderly men said, I've got to go pee, stepped out of the boat, walks to shore, went behind a bush. When finished he walked back to the boat and sat down. This confounded the new minister but he said nothing.
Some time later the second elderly minister said I've got to go pee. He stepped out of the boat, and did exactly as the first minister.
Now the new minister was really feeling inadequate. He thought to himself, I have as much faith as these two, I will try it too, so he announced he was going to go pee.
He stepped out of the boat and promptly sank under the water.
One of the elderly ministers asked the other,
do you think we should have told him where the stumps are?
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