Fulltiming Alabama Women

[jeeprubi]

Three fulltiming men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their wives duties.

The first man had married a Woman from Florida. He had told her that she was going to do dishes and RV cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean RV and dishes washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Georgia. He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the RV cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his RV was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a girl from Alabama. He told her that her duties were to keep the RV cleaned, dishes washed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, and the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the dishwasher.

[jeeprubi]

Three fulltiming men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their wives duties.

The first man had married a Woman from Florida. He had told her that she was going to do dishes and RV cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean RV and dishes washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Georgia. He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the RV cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his RV was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a girl from Alabama. He told her that her duties were to keep the RV cleaned, dishes washed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, and the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the dishwasher.

[WAGM]

GET ER DONE!!!

See yall in the funnies, Warren

[Bushman512003]

That woman is from Michigan and I know Her well.Her name is Jeannette...LOL...Bushman

[apackof2]

Us Michigan woman are spitfires

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That woman is from Michigan and I know Her well.Her name is Jeannette...LOL...Bushman </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

[Ken Roberts]

That "third" guy could live in any state and in today's age it probably dosen't matter where the wife was from, he would be destined to get the same somewhat deserved treatment. Wives have gotten smarter over the years but we husbands continue to do the same dumb things and expect to get different results. That is why we have those days where we don't "see' too good. Ken...

[maverik/gypsy]

After reading Ken Roberts reply of wisdom, I would like to propose a golden opportunity to all men, aka. husbands. Research verifies that women are now becoming highly successful in jobs predominately held by only men. NOW, MEN, HERE Is Our Golden Opportunity. Lets help all women fill the top paying jobs, marry one, be a stay at home dad and take a big insurance policy out on them---because, research also tells us that as women are becoming more successful in filling a man's job, they are taking on all the malady's of man's diseases such as ulcers, heart attack, etc. Then, when they check-out we collect the insurance, and while in mourning about 10 AM each day, we take our can of beer and cigar and make the rounds of the neighborhood, Sound Familar as a reversed role situation? For every threat there is an opportunity and for every opportunity there is a price to pay. Here's hoping women will make things better than what men have done.

Ladies, Please don't forward this to my wife---she will make sure to collect on her policy on me. LOL Maverik