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happy hour
Four old guys are walking down a street. They turn a corner and see a sign
that says, "Old Timers Bar - ALL drinks 10 cents."
They look at each other and then go in, thinking this is too good to be
true.
The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, "Come on in
and let me pour one for you! What'll it be, gentlemen?" There's a fully
stocked
bar, so each of the men orders a martini.
In no time the bartender serves up four iced martinis shaken, not stirred
and
says, "That's 10 cents each, please."
The four guys stare at the bartender for a moment, then at each other. They
can't believe their good luck. They pay the 40 cents, finish their martinis,
and
order another round. Again, four excellent martinis are produced, with the
bartender again saying, "That's 40 cents, please." They pay the 40 cents,
but their curiosity gets the better of them. They've each had two martinis
and
haven't even spent a dollar yet.
Finally one of them says, "How can you afford to serve martinis as good as
these for a dime apiece?"
"I'm a retired tailor from Phoenix," the bartender says, "and I always
wanted to
own a bar. Last year I hit the Lottery Jackpot for $125 million and decided
to
open this place. Every drink costs a dime. Wine, liquor, beer it's all the
same."
"Wow! That's some story!" one of the men says. As the four of them sip at
their martinis, they can't help noticing seven other people at the end of
the
bar who don't have any drinks in front of them and haven't ordered anything
the whole time they've been there.
Nodding at the seven at the end of the bar, one of the men asks the
Bartender,
"What's with them?"
The bartender says, "They're retired people from Florida. They're waiting
for Happy Hour when drinks are half-price.
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Ernie and Shirley
2019 Dutch Star 4363 Freightliner
2020 Lincoln Nautilus
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