Having it All
After being married for 50 years, I took a careful
look at my wife one day and said, "Fifty years
ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a
sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white
TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot
“Now ... We have an $800,000 home,
a $65,000 car, a nice big bed and
a large-screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a
73-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're
not holding up your side of the bargain."
My wife is a very reasonable woman.
She told me to go out and find a hot
23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I
would once again be living in a cheap house,
driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and
watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really
know how to solve an old guy's problems!