He might as well go back!
A RVing couple was celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary. Arriving guests noticed the man crying. His wife did, too. “Why are you crying?” she asked. “Do you remember the night we were kissing on your parents’ front porch?” he asked. “Yes,” she replied. “I’ll never forget it. Dad saw us and ordered me to get inside immediately.”
“Well, after you left, he reminded me he was a judge and could kill me and get away with it. Or he could send me to jail for 30 years. He said my third choice was to marry you.”
“I see,” said his wife. “But why are you crying now?” The man began to sob, then, gaining his composure, he said, “I’d be getting out today.”
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Joe & Annette
Sometimes I sits and thinks, sometimes I just sits.....
2002 Monaco Windsor 40PBT, 2013 Honda CRV AWD
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