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Old 08-30-2020, 11:57 AM   #1
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An old man was wondering if his wife had a hearing problem. So one night, he stood behind her while she was sitting in her lounge chair. He spoke softly to her, "Honey, can you hear me?"

There was no response.

He moved a little closer and said again, "Honey, can you hear me?"

Still, there was no response.

Finally he moved right behind her and said, "Honey, can you hear me?"

She replied, "For the third time, Yes!"
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That reminds me of an oldie ...


An old fellow sought medical help because he had gas, explaining to the young doctor that fortunately it didn't stink.

The good doc nodded and sent him home with some pills - and instructed him to return in ten days.

Ten days later he's back but complaining that he still has gas and it now stinks.

The Dr is pleased, explaining that the sinus infection has been resolved and now he could treat the flatulence problem.
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That reminds me of an oldie ...


An old fellow sought medical help because he had gas, explaining to the young doctor that fortunately it didn't stink.

The good doc nodded and sent him home with some pills - and instructed him to return in ten days.

Ten days later he's back but complaining that he still has gas and it now stinks.

The Dr is pleased, explaining that the sinus infection has been resolved and now he could treat the flatulence problem.
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That reminds me of an oldie ...


An older gentleman had misplaced one of his hearing aids. Embarrassed, he did not want to get another one especially due to the expense. After one week, he realized he must get fitted for a new hearing aid so he could again understand conversations.



The audiologist started the exam and was surprised almost immediately. Something was in the gentleman's ear. Using a forceps, the audiologist pulled out a suppository from the elder man's ear.


Upon seeing the suppository, the senior citizen stated, "Never mind ... I think I know where my missing hearing aid is!"
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Hopefully after a week the explanation is not where it is, but where it was!
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That reminds me of an oldie ...


An older gentleman had misplaced one of his hearing aids. Embarrassed, he did not want to get another one especially due to the expense. After one week, he realized he must get fitted for a new hearing aid so he could again understand conversations.



The audiologist started the exam and was surprised almost immediately. Something was in the gentleman's ear. Using a forceps, the audiologist pulled out a suppository from the elder man's ear.


Upon seeing the suppository, the senior citizen stated, "Never mind ... I think I know where my missing hearing aid is!"
Uh oh!
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