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TQ60 · 05-04-2016, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by MSHappyCampers

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
A: She can't find the eleven.

Don't laugh...

Talk to most in public safety and say 9 11 and they will say 9-1-1 never say 9-11 as there was a large suit along those lines and the defendant lost...

Pepper2 · 05-05-2016, 10:48 AM

Glenn and Kathy · 05-06-2016, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Pepper2

Try again Pepper2, I got nuthun.

Glenn

Pepper2 · 05-06-2016, 11:07 AM

Shows up on my screen. You don't see a car with an upside down license plate?

bokobird · 05-06-2016, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Pepper2

Shows up on my screen. You don't see a car with an upside down license plate?

No, that image references this:

https://us-mg205.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=2%5f0%5f0%5f1%5f1489114%5fACx5imIAApG 3VytoXgukeGRjTOg&m=YaDownload&pid=2&fi d=Inbox&inline=1&appid=yahoomail;"

Which is probably something associated with your email account. If you're already logged in, it just shows you the image because you have authenticated to see it.

Dr4Film · 05-06-2016, 11:21 AM

NOPE!

It is probably a protected photo which you are the only one that has permission to view it.

Dr4Film ----- Richard

Pepper2 · 05-06-2016, 11:43 AM

How about now?

Dr4Film · 05-06-2016, 03:08 PM

Yup! Works fine for the rest of us now.

Only in California, Eh!

Dr4Film ----- Richard

stan5711 · 05-06-2016, 07:35 PM

Wonder where Sonny B is,he would have a joke for us every day?

Glenn and Kathy · 05-07-2016, 10:50 AM

That was worth the wait.

Glenn

MSHappyCampers · 05-14-2016, 02:33 PM

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

Pepper2 · 05-14-2016, 04:18 PM

I read it five minutes ago and I'm still laughing!

Dr4Film · 05-14-2016, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Pepper2

I read it five minutes ago and I'm still laughing!

Obviously you aren't a Ferrari owner and neither am I.

Dr4Film ----- Richard

MSHappyCampers · 05-19-2016, 01:40 PM

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I’m a six foot tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is six foot two, weighs 225, and he’s a rugby player. The fella to your right is six foot five, pushing 300, and he’s a wrestler. Each one of us is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind guy says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times."