How politics works

[pumper9x9]

How politics works

i told my son, "you will marry the girl i choose."
he said, "no."

i told him, "she is bill gates' daughter."
he said, "yes."

i called bill gates and said, "i want your daughter to marry my son."
bill gates said, "no."

i told bill gates, "my son is the ceo of the world bank."
bill gates said, "ok."

i called the president of world bank and asked him to make my son the
ceo. He said, "no."

i told him, "my son is bill gates' son-in-law."
he said, "ok."

and that's how politics work.

[MSHappyCampers]

You nailed it!

[sdennislee]

Too true to post in the humor section

[infernisdiem]

2 Mainers buy a horse in Texas, they drive down with their trailer to find that moments before arriving it got bit by a snake
and died. The old farmer offered to refund the money, but the Maine boys refused and loaded up the trailer with the house. When they get back to Maine the hold lottery for the horse selling tickets for $2 each. the day of that drawing comes and they've sold 5000 tickets, they draw a name and let the winner know. well he gets there and sees that the horse is dead, upset he demands his $2 back which the Maine boys gladly agree to. Thus making them $9,998

[LynnD]

to both!!!!!

[TonyDi]

[swampdog2]

A politician is someone who can take a 100.00 out of you left pocket and put it in your right pocket and lose 50 bucks in the transaction !