I don't need no fishing license

[mgscott4]

A redneck with a bucket full of live fish, was approached recently by a game Warden in Texas as he started to drive his boat away from a lake. The Game Warden asked the man, "May I see your fishing license please?" "Naw, sir," replied the redneck. "I don't need none of them there papers. These here are my pet fish."
"Pet fish!?!?"
"Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o'mine down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim right back into my net and I take 'em home."
"What a line of baloney....you're under arrest."
The redneck said, "It's the truth, Mr.Warden. I'll show ya!
We do this all the time!!"
"WE do, now, do WE?" smirked the Warden. "PROVE it!"
The redneck released the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After a few minutes, the warden said, "Well?"
"Well, WHUT?" said the redneck.
The Warden asked, "When are you going to call em back?"
"Call who back?"
"The FISH," replied the Warden!
"Whut fish?" asked the redneck.

[xplorer33]

I must admit I am dumbfounded at the states demand for fishing licenses! there is a small man made pond near me in Youngtown, it clearly posts signs NOT to eat the fish. but on another sign on the other side of the pond it says no fishing without a license. now I see these guys on tv doing catch and release, but if I have to pay to fish, by god those fish are going home! MY HOME!

[Possum]

Almost as bad as being told you need a license to catch rain in a barrel.

[Toyduck]

Originally Posted by Possum

Almost as bad as being told you need a license to catch rain in a barrel.

Don't give them any ideas!

Rain Rationing...

[Rick & Hope]

They finally made rain catching legal in Washington state!
Legalizing It (Your Rain Barrel) | Sightline Daily