I think I posted this on here way back but maybe some of our new members haven't heard it.
I've been scratching my head for years trying to figure out how to get rich quick! The quick part is because I'm running out of years!
Sometimes I sits and thinks, sometimes I just sits. Anyways, always seeing how folks are trying all that expensive stuff to get rid of the wrinkles on their face and look younger, the idea hit me!
Wrinkles are the result of skin getting loose on the face, right? So logically I started thinking about what would shrink things. Well, the first thing that came to mind was Preparation-H. That shrinks things, right? I decided to change the label and call it Preparation-W (for wrinkles, get it?)
I announced my break-through discovery and people started using it, and it worked!

Man, I was making so much money I had to hire a Brinks Armored Truck to take it to the bank!
Then I ran into a problem. We discovered a serious side effect and had to shut down the entire operation.
We found that after using it a while everybody had a tendency to sit down face-first!
Well, back to the drawing board!