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Old 01-10-2018, 02:49 PM   #1
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I'm gonna be a millionaire! NOT!

I think I posted this on here way back but maybe some of our new members haven't heard it.

I've been scratching my head for years trying to figure out how to get rich quick! The quick part is because I'm running out of years!

Sometimes I sits and thinks, sometimes I just sits. Anyways, always seeing how folks are trying all that expensive stuff to get rid of the wrinkles on their face and look younger, the idea hit me!

Wrinkles are the result of skin getting loose on the face, right? So logically I started thinking about what would shrink things. Well, the first thing that came to mind was Preparation-H. That shrinks things, right? I decided to change the label and call it Preparation-W (for wrinkles, get it?)

I announced my break-through discovery and people started using it, and it worked! Man, I was making so much money I had to hire a Brinks Armored Truck to take it to the bank!

Then I ran into a problem. We discovered a serious side effect and had to shut down the entire operation.

We found that after using it a while everybody had a tendency to sit down face-first!

Well, back to the drawing board!
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I hope you saved some of the money and didn't invest in Motorhomes

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I hope you saved some of the money and didn't invest in Motorhomes

I had to tell them I wouldn't be picking up the Prevost any time soon!
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Well Joe, I tried some of that Preparation-W and I think it was starting to work, and then I passed a little gas and blew my eyebrows clean off my face. I'm scared to use it anymore.
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I remember years ago a pharmacist telling me the number one shoplifted item in the store was Preparation-H. Hmmmm
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Well Joe, I tried some of that Preparation-W and I think it was starting to work, and then I passed a little gas and blew my eyebrows clean off my face. I'm scared to use it anymore.
WOW! another side effect!
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