Jesus is watching you

[pumper9x9]

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.'
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.'
Startled, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.
'Yes', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you.'
The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'
'Moses,' replied the bird.
'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'
'The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'

[wa8yxm]

I just saw this somewhere else and posted that I had heard it.. the way you posted it. Still good for a laugh.

By the way I call that the P-K9 burglar alarm.

Cause trust me.. That was one ALARMED Burglar.

(Should not the burglar alarm alarm the burglar?)

Think about this scenaro.

Burglar breakes in setting off security system... A high quality sound system with a CD... The first 30 seconds to 1 minute of the CD is silence,, Pure silence.. then comes the sound effect.

A shotgun being racked (A shell being pumped into the chamber).

In this case I think giving the police a height and weight description of the burgler..... Just measure the hole in the wall he makes while exiting house.

[Goneracin]

Thats pretty good.

I just choose to have the actual shotgun at the ready

[Dog Folks]

We always called our dogs a "442 Security System."

Four feet, forty two teeth each.