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02-12-2007, 02:17 PM
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Moderator in Memoriam
Monaco Owners Club
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Mesa, AZ, USA
Posts: 2,361
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1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and
point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want
Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has
Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling
Diamonds"
7. Finish all your sentences with "have a nice day"
8. Don t use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious
face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is
"To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical
Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend
Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name,
Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot,
Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are
Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of
Insanity.......Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.
It's Called Therapy
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Jim (SSG US Army Ret.) and Cheri (TSG Phx ANG Ret.) Mesa, AZ
2006 Dodge Ram 2500 HD Mega Cab Diesel | 2005 Honda Goldwing | 2006 35' Dune Chaser 5th Wheel
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02-12-2007, 02:17 PM
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Moderator in Memoriam
Monaco Owners Club
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Mesa, AZ, USA
Posts: 2,361
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1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and
point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want
Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has
Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling
Diamonds"
7. Finish all your sentences with "have a nice day"
8. Don t use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious
face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is
"To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical
Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend
Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name,
Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot,
Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are
Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of
Insanity.......Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.
It's Called Therapy
__________________
Jim (SSG US Army Ret.) and Cheri (TSG Phx ANG Ret.) Mesa, AZ
2006 Dodge Ram 2500 HD Mega Cab Diesel | 2005 Honda Goldwing | 2006 35' Dune Chaser 5th Wheel
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02-12-2007, 03:45 PM
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Senior Member
Monaco Owners Club
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 1,386
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Bob Russo
Formerly had 07 Neptune 36PDQ, ISB 325, Allison 2500, Source Trailing Arms and Ride Enhancement Kit, Demco KarKaddy 460SS.
Currently no Motorhome
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02-13-2007, 04:10 AM
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Senior Member
Winnebago Owners Club
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 2,410
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Warren and Debbie, Deep in The Heart of Texas
2018 Winnebago View 24D
2014 Tiffin Breeze 32BR, 2012 Winnebago Navion 24G, 2006 Winnebago View 23H
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02-13-2007, 04:11 AM
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Member
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: jax, fl usa
Posts: 78
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious
face. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I always order a margarita at restruants that do not sell booze. Like McD's, Denny's, etc... you should see the looks. Also just for fun order a side of FISH FEET or CHICKEN LIPS and watch the responses.
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Happy Trails to you and yours
JAXFL
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02-13-2007, 05:59 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Socorro, NM (until ?)
Posts: 1,552
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Kablewizard:
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I've ordered thru a drive thru and had them ask "Is that for here or to go?" 
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02-13-2007, 06:00 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Dallas
Posts: 122
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Usta work with a guy that always ordered EXTRA MSG at Chinese resturants....
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JB
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02-14-2007, 07:11 PM
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Senior Member
Fleetwood Owners Club Forest River Owners Club
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Southwest Missouri
Posts: 485
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I asked our waitress for a diet water (very seriously) at our local Red Lobster and bless her heart she apologized and took the glass of water she had brought me and left. A couple of minutes later she showed up with a bottle of water and said, "I'm sorry sir, we don't have any diet water but I do have this bottled water and I don't think it has any calories in it."
She was so serious I couldn't break it to her and just thanked her and drank my bottle of water. 
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Happy Trails, Gary 
2020 Sunseeker LE
2010 Honda Fit and Buster, the wonder dog
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02-15-2007, 03:48 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Central Michigan
Posts: 462
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Was she a blonde?
(Que for blonde jokes)
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Teach:
I asked our waitress for a diet water (very seriously) at our local Red Lobster and bless her heart she apologized and took the glass of water she had brought me and left. A couple of minutes later she showed up with a bottle of water and said, "I'm sorry sir, we don't have any diet water but I do have this bottled water and I don't think it has any calories in it."
She was so serious I couldn't break it to her and just thanked her and drank my bottle of water. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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02-18-2007, 05:49 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Ft. Bragg, NC
Posts: 498
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My husband just told me about a screen saver that when people look over your shoulder they don't see what you see, but arabic writing and a clock counting down 10, 9, 8, 7 .... talk about making people nervous!   I would not want to be on an airplane and see that.
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Sandra/mamaloya
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02-18-2007, 07:10 PM
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Senior Member
Monaco Owners Club Excel Owners Club
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Hangin' with Sacs and the Pins
Posts: 9,412
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Sandra...
Find out the link to that one !!
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 MM
*MonacoMama with the 2 Pins & SacsTC Nearby* *2007 Monaco Diplomat 40' SFT<>2006 Chevy VortecMax Toad<>2006 Buick Lucerne Leading the Way*
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02-25-2007, 06:00 PM
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Senior Member
Pond Piggies Club
Join Date: Mar 2000
Location: Urbana, Illinois
Posts: 318
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Kablewizard:
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and
point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>
When we are out for dinner, and they ask how I want my steak cooked, I tell them "on the grill is how we do it at home."
Type of potato......Idaho. My favorite kind.
Or, for breakfast....a cackleberry pie....which is an omlet. Ya, I good funny looks over that one.
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R. "Grumpy" Bond
2004 Dodge Diesel, 2012 Jayco Eagle 330RLTS
VFW Life Member, NRA Endowment Member.
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