Little Johnny is a popular guy!

[MSHappyCampers]

A teacher asks her 3rd grade class what they want to be when they grow up. Little Johnny says, “I wanna be a fighter pilot, then a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest wife, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, and an Infinite Visa Card.” The teacher is shocked. “OK … Um, Sarah, what about you?” “I want to be Johnny’s wife!”

[R.Wold]

I thought the teacher was going to tell Johnny he better become a senator....

[Ray,IN]

Sarah for the win!