I may have mention this before so if I had, please disregard.
As I was driving home the other day I saw a pickup parked on the side of the road and beside it had a large sigh that read, "Lobster Tail $5.00". Wow that's cheap so I whip around and made a U-turn, parked and paid $5.
The man takes my fiver and said, "Once upon a time there was this Lobster......"

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