my new book

[doc]

I'm writing a book about all the things I should be doing in my life. It's an 'oughtobiography'

[TexasJack]

If I wrote such a story, it would be rather dull.
On the other hand, my wanted to biography would be exciting and scandalous.
And probably short.
Very short.
With a suitably exciting end.

[NITEHAWK]

Would the ending be composed by an angry spouse and say something about a painful and bloody end?

[MSHappyCampers]

A bestseller for sure!