Police car videos
10 Police comments take from around the country.
1: Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they are new they will relax after used awhile
2: If you take your hands off the car, I will make your Birth Certificate a worthless document
3: If you run, you will only go to jail tired
4: Can you run faster that 1200 FPS Because that is the speed of the bullet chasing you
5: You don't know how fast you were running. I guess I can put anything on the ticket that I want.
6: The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?
7: Yeah we have a quota, only 2 more tickets and my wife gets a toaster
8: How big were those just 2 beers you say you drank?
9: No sir we do not have quotas any more, now we are allowed to write as many tickets as we can
10: You didn't think we gave pretty women a ticket, you are right we don't just sign here
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