Pre-marriage seminars for men

[Sweetbriar]

Originally Posted by JohnH12

So why are we required to always lower the seat but they don't have to lower the lid??????????

Probably suicidal but I've often threatened to remove the ones in our house and RV!

Exactly. Leave it as you found it, lid closed. Maybe we should replace the full circle seat with the more institutional version with the open front and solve the problem once and for all.

[MJoyce]

Originally Posted by okmunky

110: Happy wife, happy life

110b: You can't make your wife happy, but you can create an environment in which happiness can occur!

[SpaceNorman]

The whole toilet seat issue has always been a mystery to me ....

I've heard the whole "you don't know what it's like so "fall in" when the seat is up" argument. That's BS ... fell in once when I was a kid and learned to check from there on out. One would think that if somebody was "splashing down" on a semi regular basis - they'd figure that out pretty quick.

Personally, I think the "normal" state of seat and lid is function of the household it sits in. My buddy lives with his wife and two daughters. At his house, DOWN is the "normal" state. I life with my wife and two sons. At my house, UP is the normal state. Households with even numbers of males and females get to figure out their own protocol on this.

[knightstorm]

Seat and lid stay down so the cat doesn't fall in.

[Stripe34]

Upper level course:
405: de-escalation: bringing situation down from nuclear, without law enforcement, doctors, or divorce

[Betr2Trvl]

Upper Level 406 lab, in Conjunction with 405 above

Why being "right" seldom matters, and why being "wrong" always does

[frankdamp]

Of course SEMINARS are for men. The equivalent for women should be OVULARS, but the male term is normally used.

[okmunky]

Ladies seminars
101: Accepting the fact that both socks will never hit the hamper
102: How to get him to hear what you are saying
103: Dealing with his mother
104: Subtle tricks for getting the garbage taken out before it overflows
advanced course -- The art of making him think it was his idea.

[MRUSA14]

A friend who had been twice divorced told me:

"The next time I am tempted to get married, I am going to just find some woman that I hate and give her my house."

[TonyDi]

#112 why I don't need Google..... the wife know everything.

[Frank Tamez]

A man walking along a beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, "Lord, grant me one wish."

The sunny sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, and the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take over thousands of miles! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me."

The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge!

[Frank Tamez]

I will never understand why some women prefer brooms over cars

[rvethereyet]

YEP

[W5CI]

You guys should hope that none of your wives read this forum. there will be a lot of unhappy women.