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Old 06-09-2017, 06:15 PM   #29
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My wife is actually a wonderful woman. She has put up with me for 43 years as of 2 days ago. it went so fast it only seemed like 80.

She says I still make her laugh and I say she has a good sense of humor

That must be the secret to a happy long term marriage. Of course learning to put up with each other helps too.

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Old 06-11-2017, 09:13 AM   #30
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I don't understand why homes don't have urinals in the bathroom. If I ever build another one it will include my own urinal. That will solve all the toilet seat issues.
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Old 06-14-2017, 01:23 PM   #31
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Seat and lid stay down so the cat doesn't fall in.


Seat & lid stay UP so the Cat DOES fall in!! 🤡
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Old 06-15-2017, 07:46 AM   #32
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I put a urinal in my bathroom 30 years ago.
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Old 06-22-2017, 11:21 PM   #33
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Seat & lid stay UP so the Cat DOES fall in!! 🤡
And time to train the dog to push the cat in.
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Old 06-22-2017, 11:57 PM   #34
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Sorry I think the men need equal time here. If we have to attend, they need to attend with the following topics discussed.

The Guys' Rules*******************

Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note... these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, then we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle, besides we know you will bring it up again later.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can-
to give them a bigger laugh


Please feel free to add a rule or two if you wish.


And YES....I've been happily married for 56 years.
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Old 06-23-2017, 04:09 PM   #35
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I'm going to print that out, laminate it, and put it up in my camper so it is seen right away. I have gotten in more trouble than I care to think about because a woman didn't follow those rules.
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Old 06-23-2017, 07:46 PM   #36
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I don't understand all the flap about toilet seats up or down. ..
If you notice there is also a toilet lid on most toilets...and it is supposed to be closed. ..why else would would they put it there?
Close the lid. ..no arguments
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Old 06-23-2017, 07:57 PM   #37
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Men get married hoping their wonderful new wife will never change. Women get married hoping to change this buffon into something they can take to dinner. Amazing that they are both wrong. We all change with the passing years, but that change cannot be guided, controlled, or foretold.
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Old 06-24-2017, 05:16 AM   #38
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In my lifetime I have seen hundreds of movies in a theater. Most of the time I have been accompanied by a female date. In all of those times, many of which involve walking into a darkened theater, I have NEVER had a woman sit on the floor. They always have pushed the seat down before planting their posterior in position. What is so different about the bathroom and toilet at home?
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Old 06-24-2017, 06:39 AM   #39
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I don't understand all the flap about toilet seats up or down. ..
If you notice there is also a toilet lid on most toilets...and it is supposed to be closed. ..why else would would they put it there?
Close the lid. ..no arguments
We had a similar talk in our house and it also included kitchen cabinet doors. I'm 6' 2" and she's 5'2".
I got real tired of walking into the open cabinet doors so I told her that I would gladly remove all doors she didn't see fit to close after opening. That includes the toilet lids!
She still forgets occasionally but all I have to do is get out a screwdriver and she gets the message.
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