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10-11-2015, 10:27 AM
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Country Coach Owners Club
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Programmer
A programmer's wife tells him, "Go to the store and get a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen." The programmer came home a short time later with twelve loaves of bread.
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10-11-2015, 07:16 PM
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Senior Member
Monaco Owners Club
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Had to read it twice, then put my programmers hat on and read it a 3rd time before I got it.
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2002 Monaco Windsor 38 PKD Cummins ISC 350 8.3L
2005 Jeep Grand Cherokee w/5.7 Hemi
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10-13-2015, 07:09 AM
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Senior Member/RVM #90
Monaco Owners Club
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Location: Columbus, MS
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Joe & Annette
Sometimes I sits and thinks, sometimes I just sits.....
2002 Monaco Windsor 40PBT, 2013 Honda CRV AWD
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10-14-2015, 02:49 PM
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Senior Member
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Location: SE WI
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Always be specific about your request!
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Aaron, Erica and Lizzy and Abby the Labs.
2014 Chevrolet 3500 CC SB Diesel
2007 Grand Junction 34TRG 
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10-16-2015, 11:47 AM
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Member
Join Date: Sep 2013
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I'm a programmer. I don't get it. 
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Jack and Melody
2024 Thor ACE 29D
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10-16-2015, 01:16 PM
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Fleetwood Owners Club Ford Super Duty Owner
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Location: SoCal
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I'm not a programmer. I would probably forget both the bread and the eggs and come home with other stuff altogether.
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Vince and Susan
2011 Tiffin Phaeton 40QTH (Cummins ISC/Freightliner)
Flat towing a modified 2005 Jeep (Rubicon Wrangler)
Previously a 2002 Fleetwood Pace Arrow 37A and a 1995 Safari Trek 2830.
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10-16-2015, 01:27 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kazeej
I'm a programmer. I don't get it. |
Item :="bread"
Item_qty :=1
If has_eggs=true then item_qty :=12
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10-16-2015, 03:32 PM
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Senior Member
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Location: SE WI
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Its sad that I still get it and I'm not a programmer. I need to stop working so much and get out more. Oh well maybe next year Murphy will finally get off my back.
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Aaron, Erica and Lizzy and Abby the Labs.
2014 Chevrolet 3500 CC SB Diesel
2007 Grand Junction 34TRG
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10-21-2015, 05:30 AM
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Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pasdad1
Item :="bread"
Item_qty :=1
If has_eggs=true then item_qty :=12
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I think I'd just comment out all the lines, and buy some Pop-Tarts and Mountain Dew.
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Warm wishes from South Florida!
Jack and Melody
2024 Thor ACE 29D
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10-24-2015, 09:12 AM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Apr 2014
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Half a lifetime as a programmer taught me that there are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those that know binary and those that don't.
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10-24-2015, 12:53 PM
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Senior Member
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Not true. There are only 2 kinds of people in this world. Those who can extrapolate from insufficient data and
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10-26-2015, 06:25 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2014
Location: SE WI
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Funny
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Aaron, Erica and Lizzy and Abby the Labs.
2014 Chevrolet 3500 CC SB Diesel
2007 Grand Junction 34TRG
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10-26-2015, 06:47 AM
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Senior Member
Winnebago Owners Club Freightliner Owners Club
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Home on the hill in Georgia
Posts: 2,742
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1999 Coachman Catalina Sport
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