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02-12-2016, 12:18 PM
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Senior Member
Fleetwood Owners Club Freightliner Owners Club American Coach Owners Club
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: Wyoming, Delaware
Posts: 375
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Pun Intended
One of my friends is affectionately known as the Prince of Puns. Here is one of his collections that are very groan worthy!
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony
wasn't much, but the reception was superb.
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you,
but don't start anything."
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says:
"A beer please, and one for the road."
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to
Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe
you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to
look at either.
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't
find any.
I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and
says "Dam!".
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02-12-2016, 02:25 PM
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Senior Member/RVM #90
Monaco Owners Club
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Columbus, MS
Posts: 54,622
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Good one Dave!
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2002 Monaco Windsor 40PBT, 2013 Honda CRV AWD
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02-12-2016, 02:56 PM
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Community Moderator
Newmar Owners Club
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Point Pleasant Beach, NJ
Posts: 31,302
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Cute.
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Tony & Ruth........... FMCA#F416727
2016 London Aire 4519, Freightliner chassis, Cummins ISX, 2018 Jeep Wrangler Unlimited, Blue Ox Avail with AF1. TST 507 TPMS
No amount of money can buy you an extra second of time.
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02-19-2016, 08:49 AM
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Senior Member
Newmar Owners Club Spartan Chassis
Join Date: Sep 2014
Location: Las Vegas, NV
Posts: 499
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To entertain myself during banal conversations with boring people, I'll often interject something moderately random into the conversation and then say, "No pun intended" when I purposely haven't made any pun at all. The look on their faces while they're trying to figure out the phantom pun is priceless.
Again, this is only entertaining to me
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02-19-2016, 01:09 PM
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Member
Join Date: Jan 2016
Posts: 91
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I like you
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02-19-2016, 08:58 PM
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Senior Member
Fleetwood Owners Club Freightliner Owners Club American Coach Owners Club
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: Wyoming, Delaware
Posts: 375
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My friend sent me another one that I'm sharing. Please accept my apology ahead of time!
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
Dave and Young
2003 Revolution 40c
Sent from my iPad using iRV2 - RV Forum
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02-23-2016, 09:42 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: Exeter, MO
Posts: 120
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"Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony
wasn't much, but the reception was superb."
Must have been in resonance....
ARS KB0OU
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2006 Jeep Liberty
73 de kb0ou
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