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Old 12-10-2016, 05:29 AM   #1
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Punography

I know these have been posted before but they are still funny:
· I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
· When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
· I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
· How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
· I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
· This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
· I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
· I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
· They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.
· This dyslexic man walks into a bra.
· I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
· A cross-eyed teacher lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils.
· When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
· What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
· I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
· Broken pencils are pointless.
· What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
· England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
· I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
· All the toilets in London police stations have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.
· I took the job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
· Velcro - what a rip off!
· Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
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Old 12-10-2016, 09:03 AM   #2
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I love puns. My wife thinks they are juvenile. You had her eyes rolled for the entire time I was reading. Thanks for the chuckles it made my day!
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Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

Why is a package sent by truck a shipment yet sent by boat considered cargo?
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What can you say about a man who takes a bird with him to get sausage?

He's taken a tern for the wurst.

Why do we use sham-poo instead of real poo?
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You need a really good sense of humor for all of these!!!!!!
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You need a really good sense of humor for all of these!!!!!!
Or a really bad one. (-:
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I like puns. They never get old.
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