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12-10-2016, 05:29 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Pensacola, FL
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Punography
I know these have been posted before but they are still funny:
· I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
· When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
· I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
· How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
· I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
· This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
· I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
· I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
· They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.
· This dyslexic man walks into a bra.
· I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
· A cross-eyed teacher lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils.
· When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
· What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
· I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
· Broken pencils are pointless.
· What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
· England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
· I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
· All the toilets in London police stations have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.
· I took the job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
· Velcro - what a rip off!
· Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
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12-10-2016, 09:03 AM
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Senior Member
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I love puns. My wife thinks they are juvenile. You had her eyes rolled for the entire time I was reading. Thanks for the chuckles it made my day!
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My wife and I would travel full time, but we have to sleep occasionally.
2001 Tiffin Allegro Bus 40 ft DP named the Wild Eagle
Followed by the Eaglet - A 2014 Jeep Grand Cherokee.
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12-10-2016, 09:15 AM
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Senior Member/RVM #90
Monaco Owners Club
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Columbus, MS
Posts: 54,578
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They never get old!
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Joe & Annette
Sometimes I sits and thinks, sometimes I just sits.....
2002 Monaco Windsor 40PBT, 2013 Honda CRV AWD
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12-10-2016, 09:47 AM
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Senior Member
Winnebago Owners Club Freightliner Owners Club Retired Fire Service RVer's
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: SO CAL
Posts: 244
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There once was a restaurant that served eggs Benedict on a hub cap. The said there is no place like chrome for the Hollandaise.
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2007 Itasca Meridian 39K
350 HP Cat / Allison 6 Speed
1 Wife and 2 Dogs
960 watts of solar, 440 Amp hours AGM batteries
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12-10-2016, 10:04 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2016
Posts: 520
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A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
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12-16-2016, 10:03 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2016
Posts: 1,454
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Those were good
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12-23-2016, 11:40 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2016
Location: PNW
Posts: 631
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Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
Why is a package sent by truck a shipment yet sent by boat considered cargo?
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Host Mammoth 11.5 on a Ram 5500
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12-23-2016, 11:46 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Western NY
Posts: 3,809
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What can you say about a man who takes a bird with him to get sausage?
He's taken a tern for the wurst.
Why do we use sham-poo instead of real poo?
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2018.5 Entegra Aspire 44R-Sold, 2019 Chevy Blazer-Sold. 2022 Genesis GV-80.
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12-23-2016, 11:52 AM
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Senior Member
Winnebago Owners Club
Join Date: May 2015
Location: Plaskett Creek USFS Campground CA Hwy 1
Posts: 507
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STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT! lol
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2015 Winnebago Minnie 2101DS travel trailer & Chevy Tahoe LTZ, 300 watts of WindyNation solar (parallel) with MPPT controller, 2 Trojan T-125s, TALL flagpole and a great attitude…SoCal based. Perfer USFS, BLM, COE, USF&WS, NPS & state park campgrounds.
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12-23-2016, 01:05 PM
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Senior Member
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Location: Southern California
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You need a really good sense of humor for all of these!!!!!!
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2006 Monaco Signature 45' Commander IV ISX 600 & 12.5 KW Genset
2013 Avalanche toad
And a rather large and very hairy Bear for a traveling companion
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12-23-2016, 01:58 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2014
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As I stand here peeing into the wind, it all comes back to me.
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12-23-2016, 02:06 PM
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Senior Member
Fleetwood Owners Club Ford Super Duty Owner
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: SoCal
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Just For Fun
You need a really good sense of humor for all of these!!!!!!
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Or a really bad one. (-:
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Vince and Susan
2011 Tiffin Phaeton 40QTH (Cummins ISC/Freightliner)
Flat towing a modified 2005 Jeep (Rubicon Wrangler)
Previously a 2002 Fleetwood Pace Arrow 37A and a 1995 Safari Trek 2830.
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12-23-2016, 05:18 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Graceville, Fl
Posts: 351
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Every Meal is a Picnic and every Day a Holiday
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12-23-2016, 08:47 PM
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Community Moderator
Newmar Owners Club
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Point Pleasant Beach, NJ
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I like puns. They never get old.
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Tony & Ruth........... FMCA#F416727
2016 London Aire 4519, Freightliner chassis, Cummins ISX, 2018 Jeep Wrangler Unlimited, Blue Ox Avail with AF1. TST 507 TPMS
No amount of money can buy you an extra second of time.
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