Senior Pickup Line

[Wayne M]

You should really be over seventy to even be allowed to read this story. If you're not, just save it and read it again when you are old enough to appreciate it.


A rather elderly gentleman (mid-eighties) walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. He is very well-dressed, smelling slightly of an expensive after-shave, hair well-groomed, great-looking suit, flower in his lapel. He presents a suave, well-looked-after image.

Seated at the bar is an elderly fine-looking lady (mid-seventies).

The gentleman walks over, sits along-side of her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her and says, "So tell me, good looking, do I come here often?"

[bsinmich]

That could have been me at 19. I got the names mixed up when callng for a date and got the wrong girl. I actually wanted her rooommate. At the end of the phone call she described her roommmate and I didn't know who I had a date with. Last month was our 53rd. anniversary.

[Dogpatch]

My wife was engaged to another man when I met her. In fact, I met her at her going away party for her to move to be with him. I spent a few innocent days with her not knowing what was going on.

She returned 10 days later and we've been together ever since......that was 17 years ago.