Short Cut Home

[Seon]

Paddy O’Brian and Kelly O’Leary was stone drunk at the pub when Paddy decided to walk home and take a short cut through the cemetery. It was a dark night and him being drunk didn’t see the freshly dug grave and fell in. He tried his best to crawl out but was too drunk so repeatedly yelled “Help me, help me it’s cold down here.”

Shortly after Paddy headed home and took the same route through the cemetery and heard the cry for help. He staggered towards the voice then stumble on the mount of dirt and said, “No wonder you’re cold, you kicked all the dirt out”.

[MSHappyCampers]

Oldie but goodie! (like me!)

[daveandcarol]

The way I heard the joke was that the second guy fell in too. When he tried to get out, the first guy said, "It's no use. You can't get out". But he did...