A man received the following text from his neighbor:
I am so sorry Bob...... I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.
I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around...... In fact, probably more than you.
I do not get it at home, but that's no excuse.
I can no longer live with the guilt,....... and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't ever happen again.
The man, outraged and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun and, without a word, shot his wife.
A few moments later, a second text came in:
Damn auto correct! Should have read "wifi, not "wife..."