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09-08-2015, 03:06 PM
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Senior Member
Monaco Owners Club
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Gardnerville, Nevada
Posts: 1,336
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Student Who Obtained 0% On An Exam
Student Who Obtained 0% On An Exam
> STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM
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> I would have given him 100%! Each answer is absolutely grammatically correct, and funny too. The teacher had no sense of humor.
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> Q1.. In which battle did Napoleon die?
> * his last battle
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> Q2.. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
> * at the bottom of the page
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> Q3.. River Ravi flows in which state?
> * liquid
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> Q4.. What is the main reason for divorce?
> * marriage
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> Q5.. What is the main reason for failure?
> * exams
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> Q6.. What can you never eat for breakfast?
> * Lunch & dinner
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> Q7.. What looks like half an apple?
> * The other half
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> Q8.. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
> * Wet
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> Q9.. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
> * No problem, he sleeps at night.
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> Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
> * You will never find an elephant that has one hand.
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> Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
> * Very large hands
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> Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
> *No time at all, the wall is already built.
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> Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
> *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
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> Spread some laughter, share the cheer. Let's be happy, while we're here!
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Ken, Chris and Maverick (Golden Retriever)
2009 Beaver Contessa
1984 LS1 CJ7 & 2017 Yamaha YXZ SS SE
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09-08-2015, 04:25 PM
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#2
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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Palmer Ak
Posts: 1,136
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Looks like 'Red neck' answers to me, so what is wrong?
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2009 38' Diplomat
CSM- retired, wife as co-pilot
Reka & Ali providing security (our 2 labs)
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09-08-2015, 07:52 PM
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#3
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Junior Member
Join Date: Oct 2014
Posts: 14
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Next joke please ????
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09-09-2015, 08:13 AM
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Senior Member
iRV2 No Limits Club
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Tempe, AZ
Posts: 1,833
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What joke? All those answers are correct; it's the questions that are wrong.
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09-09-2015, 09:22 AM
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#5
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Senior Member/RVM #90
Monaco Owners Club
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Columbus, MS
Posts: 54,793
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Sometimes I sits and thinks, sometimes I just sits.....
2002 Monaco Windsor 40PBT, 2013 Honda CRV AWD
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