Stupid driver!
A man had just bought a shiny new sports car. He opened the front door into the street when WOOOOOOSH, a large truck bombed by and took off the driver’s side door right off. “MY CAR, MY CAR!!” The man yelled. Immediately a policeman rushes over to the scene. “SIR, MY CAR WAS JUST RUINED BY SOME FOOLISH TRUCK DRIVER. GO GET HIM!” The policeman looks at the man and says, “Sir, you seem to be very materialistic. I think all you care about are your material possessions.” “WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?” the man yelled back. The policeman smiles and says, “You were so caught up in your car, that you didn’t even notice your left arm is gone.” The man looks down and sees all the blood. He screams, “MY ROLEX!!!!”
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Joe & Annette
Sometimes I sits and thinks, sometimes I just sits.....
2002 Monaco Windsor 40PBT, 2013 Honda CRV AWD
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