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The Billionaire and the Clone
Just for that conductor groaner, here is another one.
This billionaire reads about cloning and thinks it is a great idea. If he can get himself cloned he can set the clone up in an office on one end of his office floor in his building and himself on the other end, This way he can see twice as many customers.
So this Texas billionaire calls his Lab down in South America and tells his head researcher he wants to be cloned.
The head researcher says it has never been done and might be unethical.
The billionaire says that HE is paying everybody's salary so he wants it done.
So the billionaire gets in his Lear jet and flies down to his lab where samples are taken of skin, hair, blood, etc.
Then the billionaire flies back to Dallas. And waits. And waits.
One day he gets a phone call from his lab's chief researcher who says:" We did it!! We have your clone!!"
The billionaire jumps in his Lear jet and flies down to the lab.
The billionaire and the head researcher are looking thru a two way mirror at the clone and the clone is looking out the window and swearing at the trees, the bushes, the traffic passing by, and even the sky.
The billionaire says this will never go over in Texas!! We are quite religious up there.
The head researcher says not to worry. The clone is new and will get over it.
So, off go the billionaire and the clone to Dallas where the new office arrangement is waiting.
After a month with the clone in one office and the billionaire in the other the billionaire is losing MILLIONS!! People are turned off by the clone's language.
So the billionaire calls his lawyer and asks what can he do.
The lawyer says:"KILL HIM!!" What are the authorities going to do? It's a clone, not a God created being. It doesn't have a soul. We'll take it to the Supreme Court. It is more like cutting off a finger.
So the Billionaire calls up the clone and says to meet him on the top of the office building.
When the billionaire gets up there the clone is swearing at everything. The traffic below. The planes overhead. Everything.
So the billionaire walks over and pushes the clone over the side.
Splat down 20 stories onto the street!!
The billionaire takes his private elevator down to street level and goes outside.
The police stop him and arrest him. What did they charge him with???
MAKING AN OBSCENE CLONE FALL.
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