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12-10-2019, 05:07 PM
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Tiffin Owners Club
Join Date: Jul 2016
Location: Where we park it!
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The Joys of Marriage
A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying; “I’ve had enough and have left you, so don’t bother coming after me.” Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction.
After a short while the husband came home. She could hear him in the kitchen before he came into the bedroom. She could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note she had written.
After a minute or so, he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone.
“She’s finally gone. Yeah, I know, it’s about bloody time. I’m coming to see you. Put on that sexy French nightie. I love you, and can’t wait to see you and do all the naughty things you like.”
He hung up, grabbed his keys and left.
She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed. Seething with rage and with tears in her eyes, she grabbed the note to see what he had wrote.
“I can see your feet under the bed. We’re out of bread; be back in 5 minutes.”
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2020 JEEP Trailhawk
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12-10-2019, 05:16 PM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Oct 2019
Location: Arizona
Posts: 19
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12-10-2019, 05:25 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2017
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A man comes home and finds a note on the refrigerator that reads "It's not working and I can't take it any more. I've gone to my moms."
He's perplexed because when he opens the refrigerator the light comes on and his beer is still cold. He can't figure it out. 
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12-10-2019, 05:27 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2017
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An elderly couple are sitting around the breakfast table and the man says " when I die I want you to sell all my stuff immediately". The woman ask why?
He replies, "your a desirable woman and I'm sure you will remarry and I don't want some azzhole using my stuff".
Her reply was " what makes you think I'll marry another azzhole?" 
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12-10-2019, 07:48 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: North America somewhere
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When we married, decades ago, my wife Linda gave me this:
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2000 Winnebago Ultimate Freedom USQ40JD , ISC 8.3 Cummins 350, Spartan MM Chassis. USA IN 1SG 11B5MX,Infantry retired;Good Sam Life member,FMCA. " My fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country. John F. Kennedy
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12-10-2019, 08:06 PM
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Senior Member
Forest River Owners Club Ford Super Duty Owner
Join Date: Dec 2014
Posts: 1,024
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Quote:
Originally Posted by chulavista
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12-10-2019, 08:18 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2016
Location: Omaha, Ne
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True Story - When I started getting serious with my wife I said to her, "I apologize right now for all the stupid stuff I'm going to do in the future", she said "what kind of stupid stuff", I said back to her "you just have to stick around to find out", this was back in 2012, around March or April of this year (2019) she said to me
"do you remember what you said in 2012 about being sorry for all the stupid stuff you were going to do", I said "yes", she said "I didn't think there was going to be so much stupid stuff". I laughed and told her she was the one to stick around to find that out.  She puts up with a lot.
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2015 Wildcat 295RSX
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12-12-2019, 08:56 AM
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Senior Member/RVM #90
Monaco Owners Club
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Columbus, MS
Posts: 54,785
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It's called Karma! 
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Sometimes I sits and thinks, sometimes I just sits.....
2002 Monaco Windsor 40PBT, 2013 Honda CRV AWD
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12-12-2019, 01:41 PM
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Senior Member
Thor Owners Club
Join Date: Jan 2019
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Jokingly told a group of friends at a party that I was going to turn the wife in for two twenties when she turned forty. She did not miss a beat and proclaimed to the group that I was not wired for 220!
True story.
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12-12-2019, 09:40 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: North America somewhere
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RI Expat
Jokingly told a group of friends at a party that I was going to turn the wife in for two twenties when she turned forty. She did not miss a beat and proclaimed to the group that I was not wired for 220!
True story.
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 That would have to be 240 for me. 
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