the last day of school
On the last day of school before Christmas break, the children
brought gifts for their teacher. The supermarket manager's daughter
brought the teacher a basket of assorted fruit.
The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.
The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of
candy.
Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box.
The teacher lifted up the box and noticed it was leaking a bit
And left a wet spot on her desk. She touched a drop of the liquid
with her finger and tasted it.
"Is it wine?" she guessed.
"No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and
asked, " Champagne ?"
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"No," said the little boy............."It's a puppy!"
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