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12-02-2019, 07:17 PM
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Senior Member
Jayco Owners Club
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 2,199
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Tractor Supply
I’ve been banned from tractor supply
I'VE BEEN BANNED FROM TRACTOR SUPPLY.. Yesterday I was at my local TSC store buying a large bag of my dog's food for my loyal livestock guard dog and was in the checkout, when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog? What did she think I had an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Dog Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in hospital last time, but I'd lost 10 pounds before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with dog nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off the curb to sniff an Irish Setter's rear end and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. I'm now banned from Tractor Supply (Author unknown)
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12-02-2019, 07:40 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2015
Location: Prescott, Arizona
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Great Story. Wish I'd have been in the checkout line !!!!!!
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12-03-2019, 10:01 AM
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Senior Member/RVM #90
Monaco Owners Club
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Columbus, MS
Posts: 54,794
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I needed that this morning!  
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2002 Monaco Windsor 40PBT, 2013 Honda CRV AWD
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12-03-2019, 10:07 AM
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Senior Member
Ford Super Duty Owner
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Melbourne Fl
Posts: 2,705
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12-03-2019, 10:28 AM
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Registered User
Forest River Owners Club RV Trip Wizard
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Tampa, Florida
Posts: 1,663
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Now that's funny I don't care what you say there, that's funny.
sorry Credits, What's that guy's name? Oh Yes' Larry the Cable Guy,
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12-03-2019, 06:18 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 2017
Posts: 1,059
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OMG this was so good I had to borrow it.
Thanks
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2016 Ford Expedition
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12-03-2019, 06:36 PM
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Senior Member
Monaco Owners Club
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: On the road
Posts: 2,126
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LMAO with tears DW even snickered...going o be a long winter if this is only the beginning.
From Bahaia Honda waterfront site...cold wave came 60 tonight. 
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06 Dynasty Countess III ISL//3060
07 Hummer H3
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12-04-2019, 06:33 PM
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Member
Newmar Owners Club Freightliner Owners Club
Join Date: Jan 2017
Location: Fulltimers
Posts: 38
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Great story; LOL. You should probably curb that diet.
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12-05-2019, 10:20 AM
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Senior Member
National RV Owners Club Workhorse Chassis Owner
Join Date: May 2000
Location: California Central Coast
Posts: 2,034
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Tractor Supply is a nice update, it's always been Walmart before.
Glenn
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