Traveling salesman
Two traveling salesman we're driving down a dusty country road when their car just suddenly stopped. It was late in the day so they walk to the nearest farmhouse and ask if they could spend the night. The lady inside was gracious, cooked them dinner and then they went to bed. The next morning they called roadside service and we're shortly on their way.
Nine months later one of the men gets a call from the farm ladies attorney. After a short conversation, he decides to call his buddy. He ask his traveling friend about the night they spent at the farmhouse, and did he happen to get up during the night and going into the ladies bedroom. His friend sheepishly admitted that he did. He ask him if he made love to the lady. Again he responded yes. And by any chance did you use my name instead of yours? Apologizing, he said he did. Well that explains everything his friend said, apparently she died and left me the farm.
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