Walking the dogs
Two guys are out walking their dogs in the park when one suggests they drop into a neighborhood bar for a drink. The other guy says, "I don’t think they’ll let us into the bar with our dogs". The first guy says, "just watch and follow my lead".
So he puts on his sunglasses and walks into the bar. The bartender says, "you can’t come in here with that dog". The guy says, "its okay, he’s my seeing eye dog". The bartender says, "I didn’t know they used Doberman's for seeing eye dogs"! The guy says, "yes, they use Dobermans for all kinds of things, they’re really smart". The bartender says, "okay, come on in".
The second guy puts on his sun glasses and walks into the bar. The bartender says, "you can’t come in here with that dog". The guy says, "it’s okay, he’s my seeing eye dog". The bartender says, "I didn’t know they used Chihuahua's for seeing eye dogs"! The guy says, "a Chihuahua…they gave me a [ moderator edit ]Chihuahua???”
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