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04-30-2022, 04:00 PM
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Three strings walk into a bar and sit at a table. First one walks up to the bar and orders a round for him and his buddies. "We don't serve strings here!" ,replied the bartender. Defeated, he returns to the table empty-handed. The second string puts on a hat, walks up to the bar and orders a round for him and his buddies. The bartender looks him up and down, "Your one of those strings, just wearing a hat. Nice try, but we don't serve strings here!" Defeated, he returns to the table empty-handed. The three almost leave until the third string says to the others, "I have an idea." He messes his hair up and ties himself in a knot and goes up to the bar. The bartender sees him coming and stops him from ordering. "Hey! I said no strings here! You're one of those strings aren't you? The string took a deep breath and replied, "No sir, I'm a frayed knot."
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04-30-2022, 04:10 PM
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#30
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Senior Member
Freightliner Owners Club Holiday Rambler Owners Club
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I knew a guy who was carrying a load of dynamite under his left arm when it went off. He's all right now.
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04-30-2022, 05:56 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Starship3858
Three strings walk into a bar and sit at a table. First one walks up to the bar and orders a round for him and his buddies. "We don't serve strings here!" ,replied the bartender. Defeated, he returns to the table empty-handed. The second string puts on a hat, walks up to the bar and orders a round for him and his buddies. The bartender looks him up and down, "Your one of those strings, just wearing a hat. Nice try, but we don't serve strings here!" Defeated, he returns to the table empty-handed. The three almost leave until the third string says to the others, "I have an idea." He messes his hair up and ties himself in a knot and goes up to the bar. The bartender sees him coming and stops him from ordering. "Hey! I said no strings here! You're one of those strings aren't you? The string took a deep breath and replied, "No sir, I'm a frayed knot."
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That's a good one.
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2009 Holiday Rambler Admiral 30SFS Lewis County, Wa.
USN 1964-68, USS LEXINGTON CVS-16
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04-30-2022, 06:46 PM
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Senior Member
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Location: NY State
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When the kids were young, we were about to cross a bridge, and they saw a sign reading "Escort waiting area." They asked what it was for, and I had a sudden inspiration. I told them, "Ford used to make a car that was *so* ugly, it's still not allowed to cross a bridge in daylight. If you have one, you have to park there and wait for dark...."
There was dead silence in the coach for a few minutes, if you don't count my wife's laughter.
(For a few years I often got them as corporate rentals when they had nothing else. I can't even look at one without shuddering. What an awful car!)
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2006 Tiffin Allegro Bus 40QDP
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05-01-2022, 07:58 AM
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I tried Chicken farming once, but I was not particularly successful. Not sure if I just planted them too deep or what.
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Sold:'83 Revcon Prince 31' FWD GM Performance 502 w/Edelbrock MPFI, Thorley Tri-Ys & Magnaflows, 4L85E 4 spd. Tested to exceed 100 mph.
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05-01-2022, 09:56 AM
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RV Mutant #14
Winnebago Owners Club Texas Boomers Club Freightliner Owners Club iRV2 No Limits Club
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Location: Texas
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Don't spell part backwards, it's a trap.
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Lexi - Goldendoodle
2015 Winnebago Tour 42QD - 2020 Lincoln Nautilus Reserve
It is what it is, and then it is what you make of it.
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05-01-2022, 10:23 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by scenic route
If a man says something and his wife doesn't hear it, is he still wrong?
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Yes, love that.
My wife is always telling me a never listen to her, or something like that...
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Sold:'83 Revcon Prince 31' FWD GM Performance 502 w/Edelbrock MPFI, Thorley Tri-Ys & Magnaflows, 4L85E 4 spd. Tested to exceed 100 mph.
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05-01-2022, 03:26 PM
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Senior Member
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Q: How did the punk rocker cross the road?
A: Stapled to a chicken!
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05-01-2022, 03:49 PM
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Junior Member
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If utensils did burlesque -
"Who was that Ladle I saw you with last night?"
"That was no Ladle, that was my knife!"
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05-01-2022, 04:18 PM
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Senior Member
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Location: Virginia
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Why did the possum cross the road? Don’t know, none of them have ever made it.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done.
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05-01-2022, 04:18 PM
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Why did the man fall down the well?
He couldn't see that well.
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05-01-2022, 04:20 PM
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I'm thinking of a new career cleaning mirrors...
It's something I could really see myself doing.
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05-01-2022, 05:14 PM
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Newmar Owners Club Freightliner Owners Club iRV2 No Limits Club
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At the circus, there’s a terrible accident and two lions escape from their cages backstage. One of the lions attacks the circus clown and begins devouring him. The lion stops, looks at the other lion, and says, “Here, taste this. Does it taste funny to you?”
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2007 CR-V
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05-01-2022, 05:59 PM
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Senior Member
Newmar Owners Club Freightliner Owners Club iRV2 No Limits Club
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Here's an extra:
My girlfriend accused me of stealing her thesaurus. Not only was I shocked, but I was also aghast, appalled and dismayed!
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