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04-14-2023, 05:07 PM
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Why…
WHY?..
1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
6. Why does "slow down " and "slow up " mean the same thing?
7. Why does "fat chance " and "slim chance " mean the same thing?
8. Why do 'tug' boats push their barges?
9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game " when we are already there?
10. Why are they called "stands " when they are made for sitting?
11. Why is it call "after dark " when it really is "after light "?
12. Doesn't 'expecting the unexpected " make the unexpected expected?
13. Why are a 'wise man' and a 'wise guy' opposites?
14. Why do 'overlook and 'oversee' mean opposite things?
15. Why is phonics not spelled the way it sounds?
16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?
21. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
23. How come abbreviated is such a long word?
24. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
25. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?"
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04-14-2023, 08:46 PM
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#21, Had a friend who went big-game hunting in Africa in the 1960's. When he returned he said the natives all thought the harder you pulled the trigger on a gun, the faster the bullet traveled.
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04-14-2023, 09:57 PM
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All perplexing and excellent questions. No one has been able to answer them yet, but maybe this new artificial intelligence will be able to figure them out.
Thanks,
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04-14-2023, 10:06 PM
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Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?
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04-19-2023, 11:10 AM
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Why is there Braille on the drive up ATM keys?
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04-19-2023, 11:18 AM
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2009 Holiday Rambler Admiral 30SFS Lewis County, Wa.
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04-26-2023, 12:07 PM
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Location: Columbus, MS
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Now you've done it! I'm gonna be up all night tonight trying to figure all that out!
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Sometimes I sits and thinks, sometimes I just sits.....
2002 Monaco Windsor 40PBT, 2013 Honda CRV AWD
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