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Old 11-28-2014, 05:08 PM   #1
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Wife helping. Her speeding husband

A cop pulls over a speeding car and says to the driver I clocked you at 80 mph, the driver. Says gee officer I had my cruise control on 60 perhaps your radar needs calibrating.
The wife not looking up from her knitting says dear you this know this car doesn't have control..
The husband looks at his wife and says would you please shut up.
As the officer is writing out the ticket the wife says it's a good thing your radar detector went off when it did.
The officer says that will be another ticket for $75,00 radar detectors are illegal.
The husband again pleads with the wife please be quite.
The officer now notices the driver isn't wearing his seat belt in which the driver responds, officer I just unbuckled it so I could get to my drivers license.
The wife responds saying now dear you know you never wear your seatbelt.
As the officer is writing the third ticket the husband through clenched teeth tells his wife dang it can't you button your lips for a change.
The officer asks the wife, does your husband always talk to you this way?
The wife responds ONLY WHEN HE'S DRINKING...........
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Old 11-30-2014, 05:35 PM   #2
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That should teach him
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