Winston Churchill

[Dixiems]

Mary Astor to Winston Churchill "Winston, if I were married to you I would put poison in your coffee". Winston replied "Mary, if I were married to you I would drink it. True story

[Arch Hoagland]

Excellent!!

[frankdamp]

Another one:

The British political system has an officer with the title "Lord Privy Seal". He's essentially a messenger who delivers documents from and to top Government people that can't be risked in regular mail.

One one occasion, the Lord Privy Seal arrived at Churchill's country residence just after breakfast when Churchill was in the bathroom. His secretary went and knocked on the bathroom door and said "The Lord Privy Seal is here and insists that you see him immediately."

Churchill's response was "Pray inform the Lord Privy Seal that I am sealed in the privy and I can only deal with one s**t at a time."

[Dixiems]

Originally Posted by frankdamp

Another one:

The British political system has an officer with the title "Lord Privy Seal". He's essentially a messenger who delivers documents from and to top Government people that can't be risked in regular mail.

One one occasion, the Lord Privy Seal arrived at Churchill's country residence just after breakfast when Churchill was in the bathroom. His secretary went and knocked on the bathroom door and said "The Lord Privy Seal is here and insists that you see him immediately."

Churchill's response was "Pray inform the Lord Privy Seal that I am sealed in the privy and I can only deal with one s**t at a time."

I would love to be at a party with ole Winston. he would be a blast.

Another one: Lady Astor to Winston "Sir you are Drunk" , Winston replied Madam, "yes I am and you are ugly, but tomorrow I will be sober"

[danf7]

Originally Posted by Dixiems

I would love to be at a party with ole Winston. he would be a blast.

Another one: Lady Astor to Winston "Sir you are Drunk" , Winston replied Madam, "yes I am and you are ugly, but tomorrow I will be sober"

I have heard this quote before and it is by far one of my favorites!

Winston was a scotch drinker..another reason to like the man!

Dan