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Eez Moose · 01-11-2021, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by bokobird

This thread was a lot more interesting when the subject was pie, as in what someone eats!

You gunna let a little "E" get in your way huh; are you, huh??

PappaBull · 01-12-2021, 05:02 AM

where do I get jellybean snakes at?

did someone say pecan pie? or pizza pie?

RoadEyePie · 01-12-2021, 07:12 AM

I reveal to the IRV2 world that Pi has 31 TRILLION digits and ........ NOBODY CARES!!!!

How about this: Squirrels are behind most power outages in the U.S.

TexasJeff · 01-12-2021, 08:34 AM

After the waters receded, Noah commanded all the animals to "Go forth and multiply."

The ark quickly emptied, except for two small snakes, who stayed behind.

When Noah asked them why, they replied, "We can't multiply. We're adders."

Noah, being the resourceful man he was, immediately got busy cutting down trees and building a large table with the unfinished lumber therefrom.

And he saw that it was good.

The snakes were overjoyed when Noah picked them up and placed them on it. Noah and the snakes both knew that even adders could multiply on a log table.

Baa-dum-hssss!!!

huntnski · 01-12-2021, 08:55 AM

The dad of an old friend of mine decided he would no longer get his tractor stuck in his wet pasture taking hay out to the cows. His solution, he bought two mules and built a large wooden slide to place the hay on and plans were to have the mules pull the slide out to center of pasture.

I stopped by the old mans place one day and noticed my buddy and several others were riding the fence visiting while the old man was out working the mules in a large corral. He had the mules harnessed up but they were dragging 3-4 large logs not the slide. Walking up to the group I ask what was going on. Someone replied they were watching Mr Bob teach math to the mules!

MATH? Yep, he’s working on log rhythm s right now. He found out earlier that they weren’t ready for the slide rule yet. That explained why Mr Bob was muddy from head to toe.

In the end I think the mules were a lot more trouble than old Mr Bob remembered. But he kept them around for years and years.

RoadEyePie · 01-12-2021, 10:08 AM

Guess what??? NOBODY CARES!!!! But did you know that children of identical twins are genetically siblings, and not cousins. And that's no bull.

RoadEyePie · 01-12-2021, 04:57 PM

Are you tired of that stubborn belly fat? Well now there's a way to be rid of it in 3 easy steps. But nobody cares.

Electra 225 · 01-12-2021, 05:40 PM

Did you know, you can't taste onions if you plug your nose?
I don't care, do you care? I don't care.

TexasJeff · 01-13-2021, 08:48 AM

And I don't care for the term kidnapping

I prefer surprise adoption.

RoadEyePie · 01-13-2021, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasJeff

After the waters receded, Noah commanded all the animals to "Go forth and multiply."

The ark quickly emptied, except for two small snakes, who stayed behind.

When Noah asked them why, they replied, "We can't multiply. We're adders."

Noah, being the resourceful man he was, immediately got busy cutting down trees and building a large table with the unfinished lumber therefrom.

And he saw that it was good.

The snakes were overjoyed when Noah picked them up and placed them on it. Noah and the snakes both knew that even adders could multiply on a log table.

Baa-dum-hssss!!!

Score: 7.9

guardrail53 · 01-13-2021, 08:35 PM

Tim, is this you in that tree stand? I like your polish!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74LBcCvokiM

huntnski · 01-13-2021, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by guardrail53

Tim, is this you in that tree stand? I like your polish!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74LBcCvokiM

Not my shade!
Had a bear early this season. Only had him on game camera just setting waiting on the deer feeder to go off and sling corn out. If I had one trying to get in the stand with me I’m sure the odor would run him off. My problem would be changing my clothes!

RoadEyePie · 01-14-2021, 03:24 PM

Excuse me.....the government has ordered everyone to go home immediately and await further notice.

huntnski · 01-14-2021, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by RoadEyePie

Excuse me.....the government has ordered everyone to go home immediately and await further notice.

And that’s why we’re here. If we could get out we would be too busy to kill threads!

More I don’t care info!
Pulled my TT on a road trip today, 47 whole miles!
Tim why did you pull your TT you ask!
Cause it’s hard to push it! Ba dum ba