Are You A Thread Killer

[TexasJeff]

I went to an I.T.-themed restaurant the other day. It had motherboards on the walls, the placemats looked like keyboards, the cutlery had USB sticks for handles, you get the idea. But the waitstaff seemed sad. Really, really sad. The host was sighing as we walked to my table – he was a web developer and he hated the menus. The bartender didn’t like the space bar. And I caught my waiter crying after he took my order. I didn’t understand why all the servers were down.

So, when I saw the task manager, I asked him what was wrong. He said, seems your food keeps getting stuck in testing. I asked if it needed to be debugged. He told me those aren’t bugs, they’re features. I asked if I could get some chips while I waited. He told me only if I also accepted all cookies. I said no. Then BLAM! He hit me. I said what the hell was that?! He said, a denial-of-service attack. I started to curse him out, but he threw me out for being a cursor. Jokes on him though: I didn't have enough cache anyway.

[Rhody_Chris]

Originally Posted by TexasJeff

I went to an I.T.-themed restaurant the other day. It had motherboards on the walls, the placemats looked like keyboards, the cutlery had USB sticks for handles, you get the idea. But the waitstaff seemed sad. Really, really sad. The host was sighing as we walked to my table – he was a web developer and he hated the menus. The bartender didn’t like the space bar. And I caught my waiter crying after he took my order. I didn’t understand why all the servers were down.

So, when I saw the task manager, I asked him what was wrong. He said, seems your food keeps getting stuck in testing. I asked if it needed to be debugged. He told me those aren’t bugs, they’re features. I asked if I could get some chips while I waited. He told me only if I also accepted all cookies. I said no. Then BLAM! He hit me. I said what the hell was that?! He said, a denial-of-service attack. I started to curse him out, but he threw me out for being a cursor. Jokes on him though: I didn't have enough cache anyway.

Very clever! Love it!!

[Parafango]

Originally Posted by TexasJeff

I went to an I.T.-themed restaurant the other day. It had motherboards on the walls, the placemats looked like keyboards, the cutlery had USB sticks for handles, you get the idea. But the waitstaff seemed sad. Really, really sad. The host was sighing as we walked to my table – he was a web developer and he hated the menus. The bartender didn’t like the space bar. And I caught my waiter crying after he took my order. I didn’t understand why all the servers were down.

So, when I saw the task manager, I asked him what was wrong. He said, seems your food keeps getting stuck in testing. I asked if it needed to be debugged. He told me those aren’t bugs, they’re features. I asked if I could get some chips while I waited. He told me only if I also accepted all cookies. I said no. Then BLAM! He hit me. I said what the hell was that?! He said, a denial-of-service attack. I started to curse him out, but he threw me out for being a cursor. Jokes on him though: I didn't have enough cache anyway.

This story had me on edge!
I'll have to process this information later, I have no memory of this place.
The restaurant doesn't seem like a good place for a byte anyway.

[allenb12]

Currently the flower business is blooming.

[Parafango]

what the heck do you think this means??


I saw this during a trip to China.
No exploding cars allowed in this area??

[TexasJeff]

In the locker room at a golf club...

A cell phone on a bench rings and a man, putting it on speaker, answers it. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $3,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2022 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$150,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $3,950,000" for it.

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $3,700,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $250-grand if it's really a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later!... I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." The man hangs up.

The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open. He turns and asks: "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

[allenb12]

I call my horse Mayo and sometimes Mayo Neighs.

[Parafango]

This is today's situation..

[TexasJeff]

A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, “Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes…”

[allenb12]

Police toilet stolen! Cops have nothing to go on.

[Parafango]

Just in time for Christmas!!

[TexasJeff]

What did one snowman say to the other?

“Is it just me, or do you smell carrots?”

[allenb12]

A guy just threw milk at me... How dairy?!

[Electra 225]

A young lady rode past me on a bicycle today, I yelled "COW!" She flipped me off........then she hit the cow.