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02-25-2023, 08:32 AM
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Senior Member
Texas Boomers Club Forest River Owners Club Ford Super Duty Owner RV Trip Wizard
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Originally Posted by huntnski
That my friend is so true. I hate that at that age they can’t remember to shut the door but can remember your passcode t.hat you told them a year ago!
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30+ years ago, my then 4-year-old son came into the kitchen all excited, jumping up and down. This was a couple days after I bought our very first Nintendo game system. "What Jonathan?" "Daddy, daddy... tell me what the TV says." "What do you mean 'what the TV says'?" "The words on the TV! I don't understand it."
I get up from the kitchen table and walk into the living room. I can't remember what our first game was that he was playing. Mario Brothers, or something like that. Anyway, this old fart tries to play, and I usually get killed right off the bat, so I lost interest. And here's my 4yo kid all excited as I read to him how he completed the final level and won the game.
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02-25-2023, 08:59 AM
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#22164
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Senior Member
Texas Boomers Club Forest River Owners Club Ford Super Duty Owner RV Trip Wizard
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People’s number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. That means if you go to a funeral, you’re better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.
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02-25-2023, 03:55 PM
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#22165
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Senior Member
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Location: DeLand, FL
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Tip for a successful marriage: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she’s mowing the lawn.
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02-26-2023, 05:14 PM
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#22166
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Senior Member
Fleetwood Owners Club Workhorse Chassis Owner
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Location: Prospect, KY
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when you run out of gas DON'T ask your wife to bring back a 6 pack while she is getting the gas
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02-26-2023, 05:52 PM
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#22167
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Senior Member
Newmar Owners Club Winnebago Owners Club Ford Super Duty Owner Freightliner Owners Club
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Happy birthday to Johnny Cash born on this date in 1932. He said the key to a successful marriage is separate bathrooms.
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2014 Itasca Ellipse 42QD, Freightliner Maxum, 450HP Cummins ISL, 3000 Allison, Roadmaster Nighthawk II, 2011 Lincoln MKX.
2012 Newmar Canyon Star (first coach) FMCA F428511.
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02-27-2023, 07:49 AM
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#22168
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I have 3 kids and no money. Why I can’t I have no kids and 3 money?
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02-27-2023, 04:06 PM
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What is the King of all tools?
The Ruler
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02-28-2023, 03:53 PM
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#22170
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Did you hear about the apprentice painter that was painting a house while wearing two jackets in the summer?
When asked why he was wearing two jackets, he replied " The paint can said for best results use two coats"
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02-28-2023, 07:20 PM
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#22171
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Senior Member
Newmar Owners Club Winnebago Owners Club Ford Super Duty Owner Freightliner Owners Club
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Quote:
Originally Posted by allenb12
Did you hear about the apprentice painter that was painting a house while wearing two jackets in the summer?
When asked why he was wearing two jackets, he replied " The paint can said for best results use two coats"
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....and he ended up in the hospital while painting the chimney.....he stepped back to admire his work.[emoji2957]
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2014 Itasca Ellipse 42QD, Freightliner Maxum, 450HP Cummins ISL, 3000 Allison, Roadmaster Nighthawk II, 2011 Lincoln MKX.
2012 Newmar Canyon Star (first coach) FMCA F428511.
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03-01-2023, 10:08 AM
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#22172
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Senior Member
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When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
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03-01-2023, 03:57 PM
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Senior Member
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Location: DeLand, FL
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Law of Mechanical Repair. Your hands become coated with grease,
your nose will begin to itch, and you'll have to pee.
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03-02-2023, 07:36 AM
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Senior Member
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If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.
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03-02-2023, 04:03 PM
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#22175
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Senior Member
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Location: DeLand, FL
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Law of Gravity. Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will
roll to the least accessible place in the universe.
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03-02-2023, 05:28 PM
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#22176
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Senior Member
Fleetwood Owners Club Workhorse Chassis Owner
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TexasJeff
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.
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if they screamed will I was sleeping sure
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