Are You A Thread Killer

[Gordon Dewald]

Originally Posted by allenb12

Not to brag but I just went into another room and remembered why I went in there.
It was the bathroom,…..but still

What was the memory trigger?

[allenb12]

Meteorologists have weighed rainbows and found out…
They’re pretty light.

[TexasJeff]

Originally Posted by allenb12

Meteorologists have weighed rainbows and found out…
They’re pretty light.

I hear that rainbows that break the law end up going to prism.

[allenb12]

I pulled a muscle while panning for gold.
It was a miner injury.

[TexasJeff]

My neighbor's a retired miner.

His name is Doug.

[allenb12]

What do you call a herd of sheep falling down a hill?
A lambslide.

[TexasJeff]

I used to be a doughnut maker until I got tired of the hole business.

[allenb12]

I used to run a dating service for chickens.
But I was struggling to make hens meet.

[TexasJeff]

What do you call an indecisive bug? A may-bee.

[allenb12]

How many days in a retiree's week? 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday.

[TexasJeff]

I was never a man who wanted or needed a Sugar-Mama.

But if a Taco-Mama were a thing, my life may have taken a drastic turn.

[allenb12]

When is a retiree's bedtime? Two hours after falling asleep on the couch.

[allenb12]

How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but it might take all day.

[TexasJeff]

Know what'd happen if pigs could fly? The price of bacon would skyrocket.