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03-16-2023, 03:54 PM
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My dog swallowed a whole bag of Scrabble tiles. We took him to the vet to get him checked out. No word yet.
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03-17-2023, 08:58 AM
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#22220
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Texas Boomers Club Forest River Owners Club Ford Super Duty Owner RV Trip Wizard
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A guy is walking past an insane asylum and hears crazies screaming at the top of their lungs, "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!"
Curious, the guy peeks through a hole in the fence to see what all the commotion is about, and, suddenly, a finger pops out jabbing him right in the eye.
He screams in pain, and the inmates all start shouting, "Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!"
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03-17-2023, 04:07 PM
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#22221
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Senior Member
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Location: DeLand, FL
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If you boil a funny bone,
It becomes a laughing stock.
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03-18-2023, 09:45 AM
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#22222
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Senior Member
Texas Boomers Club Forest River Owners Club Ford Super Duty Owner RV Trip Wizard
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Location: Heart of Texas
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I was in Cabela's to buy some camo pants the other day. I couldn't find any.
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03-18-2023, 10:47 AM
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#22223
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Senior Member
Newmar Owners Club Winnebago Owners Club Ford Super Duty Owner Freightliner Owners Club
Join Date: Feb 2014
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TexasJeff
A guy is walking past an insane asylum and hears crazies screaming at the top of their lungs, "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!"
Curious, the guy peeks through a hole in the fence to see what all the commotion is about, and, suddenly, a finger pops out jabbing him right in the eye.
He screams in pain, and the inmates all start shouting, "Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!"
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Another guy lived right next to an insane asylum. He was tending to his strawberry patch, when a resident yelled down from a window above, "HI!"
The man answered reluctantly, "hello".
"Whatcha doin'?", said the resident.
Annoyed, the man snapped, "well if you must know, I'm putting sh** on my strawberries."
The resident then replied, "oh.....OK well, I usually put whipped cream on mine......but of course, I'm crazy."
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2014 Itasca Ellipse 42QD, Freightliner Maxum, 450HP Cummins ISL, 3000 Allison, Roadmaster Nighthawk II, 2011 Lincoln MKX.
2012 Newmar Canyon Star (first coach) FMCA F428511.
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03-18-2023, 03:56 PM
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#22224
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Location: DeLand, FL
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4 out of 5 people suffer from Diarrhea...
One really enjoys it.
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03-19-2023, 08:02 AM
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#22225
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Senior Member
Texas Boomers Club Forest River Owners Club Ford Super Duty Owner RV Trip Wizard
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They say mental illness runs in my family. But in my family, we’re all pretty lazy, so it just sort of meandered its way through the generations.
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03-19-2023, 08:57 AM
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#22226
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Senior Member
Winnebago Owners Club
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Quote:
Originally Posted by allenb12
My dog swallowed a whole bag of Scrabble tiles. We took him to the vet to get him checked out. No word yet.
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When the words start coming most will be more intelligent than some of the current dialogue.
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03-19-2023, 03:51 PM
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#22227
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Senior Member
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Location: DeLand, FL
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I just had the Slowest, Nastiest and Rude Cashier......
I guess it's my own fault for using the self checkout.
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03-20-2023, 08:40 AM
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#22228
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Senior Member
Texas Boomers Club Forest River Owners Club Ford Super Duty Owner RV Trip Wizard
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Location: Heart of Texas
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Little Willie, full of glee,
Put radium in grandma's tea.
Now he thinks it quite a lark
To see her shining in the dark.
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03-20-2023, 03:53 PM
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#22229
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2017
Location: DeLand, FL
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A crooked stick.
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03-21-2023, 03:36 PM
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#22230
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Senior Member
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Location: DeLand, FL
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I refuse to do self checkout... That cashier has NO CLUE what he is doing.
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03-22-2023, 10:04 AM
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#22231
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Senior Member
Texas Boomers Club Forest River Owners Club Ford Super Duty Owner RV Trip Wizard
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A public service announcement:
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03-22-2023, 04:00 PM
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#22232
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2017
Location: DeLand, FL
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Not to brag but I just went into another room and remembered why I went in there.
It was the bathroom,…..but still
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