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08-23-2009, 09:26 PM
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It was bound to happen_ we now have our own ambulance chasers
Motor Home Accident Lawyer San Francisco | Recreational Vehicle Crash Attorney California | Greyhound Bus
This causes me to vaguely remember a line from a Shakespeare play I had to read in high school English class. It went something like "the first thing we must do is kill all the lawyers".
This is however, a heads-up to all of us. We RV'ers have gotten to be a large enough segment of drivers to draw the attention of streetcorner lawyers
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08-24-2009, 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Ray,IN
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Look at the play and put those words in context. They were uttered by a cretin and dispicably demented character named Dick.
Yes, I am a retired lawyer.
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08-24-2009, 07:10 PM
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Hamguy----incoming 
Did you hear about the lawyer hurt in an accident?
The ambulance stopped suddenly
How many lawyer jokes are there:
Only 3 ---the rest are true stories
Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer, and an old drunk were walking along when they spotted a hundred dollar bill laying in the street. Who gets it?
The old drunk of course, the other 3 are mythological characters.
What's the difference between an attorney and a pit bull?
Jewelry
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08-25-2009, 05:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Hooligan
What's the difference between an attorney and a pit bull?
Jewelry
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I thought it was wingtips. Oh, wait. That's the difference between a shark and an attorney. 
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08-25-2009, 06:54 AM
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Oh boy! Hamguy, since you opened the door be prepared for the "truth will set you free".
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08-25-2009, 08:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Elkhartjim
Oh boy! Hamguy, since you opened the door be prepared for the "truth will set you free".
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Be aware. We have an angel that keeps count of everyone's nasty comments about us poor lawyers. When, and I do mean when, you need a lawyer, we contact the angel for the count on that person. The results he/she gets are based on that number.
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08-25-2009, 09:36 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by hamguy
Be aware. We have an angel that keeps count of everyone's nasty comments about us poor lawyers. When, and I do mean when, you need a lawyer, we contact the angel for the count on that person. The results he/she gets are based on that number.
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Finally! A true lawyer "Gotcha!" Very good.
 
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08-25-2009, 02:37 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by hamguy
poor lawyers.
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I didn't know there was such a thing!   
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08-25-2009, 02:55 PM
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"Be aware. We have an angel that keeps count of everyone's nasty comments about us poor lawyers."
Is that the Prince of Darkness? I hear he was editor of Harvard Law Review.
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08-26-2009, 08:17 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by EngineerMike
"Be aware. We have an angel that keeps count of everyone's nasty comments about us poor lawyers."
Is that the Prince of Darkness? I hear he was editor of Harvard Law Review.
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Have you ever heard of one single person that admits to knowing him at Harvard Law? I haven't. Strange, that! In fact, have you ever heard of ANYONE that admits to knowing him at ANY school? I haven't. Strange, that! Have you ever seen his Law Review article? I haven't. Strange, that!
Just asking!
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08-26-2009, 08:22 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by hamguy
Be aware. We have an angel that keeps count of everyone's nasty comments about us poor lawyers. When, and I do mean when, you need a lawyer, we contact the angel for the count on that person. The results he/she gets are based on that number.
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I'm so glad I attend church regularly so I don't have to worry about those kind of things. I knew judges thought they were gods but never knew an attorney that thought so...of course, I've never hung around with many attorneys either. 
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08-26-2009, 11:48 AM
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What do you call an Attorney with a 22 IQ? Your Honor!
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08-26-2009, 10:18 PM
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08-27-2009, 07:28 AM
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By golly, I don't remember. I am not a Shakespeare fan. I'm more of a Grisham type.
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hamguy! It seems I unknowingly baited a trap.
BTW, what was the name of that play? 
