I thought I had the problem solved until I tried to get tags for the vehicle. When I filled out the following information on the application, they tossed me out of the office.
Vehicle Manufacturer: Chrysler
Model: Abrams, M1
Vehicle Type: Tank
Tried to downsize to a Bradley, but they wouldn't budge.
Oh well, I guess I'll just have to ask them nicely if they could move their vehicle.