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01-21-2008, 08:31 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Carson City, Nevada USA
Posts: 417
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Like most of us here, I also belong to several other forums... While browsing the newest one on the internet, I found this joke that was posted by Steve ..(Ratherbecamping) and thought I pass it along here..
John
THE YEAR'S BEST (ACTUAL) HEADLINES FOR 2007
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
<span class="ev_code_RED">[No, really?]</span>
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
<span class="ev_code_RED">[Now, that's taking things a bit far!]</span>
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
<span class="ev_code_RED">[What a guy!] </span>
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
<span class="ev_code_RED">(No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!)</span>
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
<span class="ev_code_RED">[See if that works any better than a fair trial!]</span>
War Dims Hope for Peace
<span class="ev_code_RED">[I can see where it might have that effect!]</span>
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
<span class="ev_code_RED">[You think?]</span>
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
<span class="ev_code_RED">[Who would have thought!]</span>
Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
<span class="ev_code_RED">[They may be on to something!]</span>
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
<span class="ev_code_RED">[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]</span>
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
<span class="ev_code_RED">[He probably IS the battery charge!]</span>
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
<span class="ev_code_RED">[Weren't they fat enough?!]</span>
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
<span class="ev_code_RED">[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]</span>
LocalHigh School Dropouts Cut in Half
<span class="ev_code_RED">[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]</span>
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
<span class="ev_code_RED">[Boy, are they tall!]</span>
And the winner is....
<span class="ev_code_RED">Typhoon Rips ThroughCemetery; Hundreds Dead</span>
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01-21-2008, 08:31 AM
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#2
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Carson City, Nevada USA
Posts: 417
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Like most of us here, I also belong to several other forums... While browsing the newest one on the internet, I found this joke that was posted by Steve ..(Ratherbecamping) and thought I pass it along here..
John
THE YEAR'S BEST (ACTUAL) HEADLINES FOR 2007
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
<span class="ev_code_RED">[No, really?]</span>
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
<span class="ev_code_RED">[Now, that's taking things a bit far!]</span>
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
<span class="ev_code_RED">[What a guy!] </span>
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
<span class="ev_code_RED">(No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!)</span>
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
<span class="ev_code_RED">[See if that works any better than a fair trial!]</span>
War Dims Hope for Peace
<span class="ev_code_RED">[I can see where it might have that effect!]</span>
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
<span class="ev_code_RED">[You think?]</span>
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
<span class="ev_code_RED">[Who would have thought!]</span>
Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
<span class="ev_code_RED">[They may be on to something!]</span>
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
<span class="ev_code_RED">[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]</span>
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
<span class="ev_code_RED">[He probably IS the battery charge!]</span>
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
<span class="ev_code_RED">[Weren't they fat enough?!]</span>
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
<span class="ev_code_RED">[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]</span>
LocalHigh School Dropouts Cut in Half
<span class="ev_code_RED">[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]</span>
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
<span class="ev_code_RED">[Boy, are they tall!]</span>
And the winner is....
<span class="ev_code_RED">Typhoon Rips ThroughCemetery; Hundreds Dead</span>
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01-21-2008, 08:58 AM
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Senior Member
Monaco Owners Club
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Dolores, Colorado
Posts: 809
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Brenda & Tony, traveling with Chocolate Lab Cadbury and Cavalier King Charles Spaniels Rossi, Hayden, Millie, & Hercules... towing an assortment of motorcycles!
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01-21-2008, 09:40 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Atlanta, GA. , South Beach, FL. Naples, Fl , Coral Gables,FL.
Posts: 1,112
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Reply </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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01-23-2008, 05:32 AM
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Senior Member
Monaco Owners Club Excel Owners Club
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Hangin' with Sacs and the Pins
Posts: 9,412
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Headline writers...I am sure they have always wanted to be comedians!
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*MonacoMama with the 2 Pins & SacsTC Nearby* *2007 Monaco Diplomat 40' SFT<>2006 Chevy VortecMax Toad<>2006 Buick Lucerne Leading the Way*
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01-23-2008, 05:45 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Virginia
Posts: 807
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Thanks for the laughs...reminds me of some of the funny road signs posted here http://www.roadtripamerica.com/signs/signs.htm
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2022 Gulf Stream Envision 21QBS pulled by a 2021 Jeep Gladiator Mojave
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01-23-2008, 07:07 PM
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Senior Member
Mid Atlantic Campers
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: McVeytown, PA
Posts: 2,259
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Leno could use those
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Steve, Pat, Hakbar, & Root Motor
2007 National RV Pacifica 36'
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